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• What is MILDEW?
MILDEW is a real Jump and Run Game for your favourite computer! MILDEW is FAT, which means that it runs on both, 68k and PPC Macs. It is compiled for BlueBox only.
• What is the Story?
As a unlucky event, your fridge, or more precise, them intestines exploded today on this grey monday onto several (well exactly 8) places on the island of «No Deathtöngüe». To get your food back, and to don't let the food go mildew, you have to go and find all your stuff and take it back with you.
To don't let the game go boring, there are several bad guys at several chosen places, which love to loon around, and to disturb friendly and peaceful players, which are looking for their fridge intestines. It is surely unnecessary to add, that you do hate to be disturbed by loony bad guys. Well, who isn't really? I don't.
• Who is SWORDLORD?:
We are team of two lads of Switzerland. We are located in the southwest of the historical city. We as the guild founders sometimes get help from several persons.
The best Beta-Tester in Space is known as Lord Jochen.
Last but not least, there is Lord Art the Lensflare, our special arts specialist.
SWORDLORD's quest is, to loonize the world of games. More about this you can find in our Guild Castle at: http://www.swordlord.ch
• The music:
Some of the used tracks in MILDEW are made by F8 / u4ia. We find his music some of the best. If you agree with us, the following page may be of interest for you: http://sw.cse.bris.ac.uk/public/u4ia.html. Also starring are Lord Mista (lordmista@swordlord.ch) and The Psycholizer (lordjochen@swordlord.ch).
• Short Play Tips:
Well, first get loon(!). Do this by spanking some very juicy wossnames. Don't spank virgins. This is an other game, made by other loons.
Then start MILDEW and enjoy. The annoying shareware notice will never apear again, if you have registered your program.
• Payment Notice:
MILDEW is released as SHAREWARE, which means if you use it, you should register it.
Register means, you have to pay for it the following way:
You have several possibilities to register. You can pay cash, checks, VISA, MasterCard, AmericanExpress or FirstVirtual. Start the registration application included in this package (SwordLord Register) to fill out a registration form. You can send this registration form to the specified address via e-mail, snailmail or FAX. As you like best.
The registration instructions are given in the registration program itself.
The prices for MILDEW are these:
Single-User license: 20$
Site license: 180$ (10 Copies)
World-Wide license: 2500$
Kagi Shareware handles our payment processing, which means that you have to send Cash or Checks (only US$!!) and the printed data obtained from the registration application to the following address:
Kagi
1442-A Walnut Street #392-XB
Berkeley, California 94709-1405
USA
Please do not fax or e-mail payment forms that indicate Cash, Check or Invoice as the payment method. We detected severel problems transfering physical objects via electronical systems. Note, that payments sent via mail, take time to reach Kagi and then up to 10 days for processing.
Anyway, if you include a correct e-mail address with your payment, you will hear from Kagi when the form is processed. After around a week later you will get a personal code from us via e-mail, with which you are able to personalize your copy of MILDEW. If we don't get an e-mail address of you, you will have to wait until the post brings you our letter.
We can only notify you of future releases of SWORDLORD when we get an e-mail with your registration.
Please support SHAREWARE. You will help us realizing further quality projects.
You can get into contact with us via our e-mail: LordAdmin@swordlord.ch
• Distribution:
You may give an unregistered copy of MILDEW to your friends, dogs, mothers, sisters, girls, nudes, hemmorhoids, wossnames, brothers, psychos, neighbours, thingies, pseudopodes, vorlons, DOS-Users (Do you really know such people? Don't you feel ashamed?), psicorps members, spaghettis, teachers, homeboys, fluffy bunnies, pirates, swords, ladies and kilrathis. If you do so, the package must be totally unaltered.
If you are a CD-ROM producer (Shareware distributor o.e.) and you want to burn MILDEW onto your CD (o.e.), you may do so if you send us at least one complimentary copy of the product featuring MILDEW. In any case you are not allowed to make money with distributing (or just dealing with MILDEW to get money. o.e.) MILDEW without SWORDLORDs written permission. To get our permission and/or our snail-mail address, send us an e-mail via: lordadmin@swordlord.ch.
SWORDLORD keeps in any case all rights on the whole thingy.
• Helpers:
MILDEW was completely written in C with the CodeWarrior™ 9 programming environment.
MILDEW was made with the help of Ingemar «I don't do anything but programming» Ragnemalm and his Sprite Animation Toolkit Library 2.4.0 update 2 (SAT). With which we were able to save many of eyedamaging hours in front of the monitor. Unfortunately he writes his snippets often in Pascal only. But nobody is perfect :) .
We also used the MAD Library made by Antoinne Rosset to get the best music out of your MAC. Well, it's just the best around. And we planned to start encounter the DOS world with this Library.
MILDEW wouldn't have been possible without the help of our friendly BetaTester Department:
Mr. Andrej «I'm your producer» Pig, Roger «It's the Arts» Spindler, Asti «DOS» PunchYeShield, Regula «I wanna see blood» MC, Lord Jochen.
MILDEW was tested on every PPC and on some of the older MAC's and will (we fear) also run propperly on any other MAC with at least MacOS 7.0, more than 3 mega free RAM and a classic monitor with at least 256 colors.
It will surely run on less powered MAC's, but you will be spanked.
If you detect problems, please tell us your bug reports via: lordadmin@swordlord.ch
• Version History:
Version 1.0.0 released worldwide on 01.07.1998
• Great Words of big people:
«Real men do it with CodeWarrior? We prefer women.», as the old SWORDLORD saying goes.
«Boubble Bowble?» we fear there is Trouble in the Hood!
«Do not meddle in the affairs of lords, for they are subtle and quick to anger»
• The force may be with the following persons.
Well actually in no specific order. But who knows? =):
Eidi: all the nudes, O)->, the Beta-Testers, Lord Jan, Lord Jochen, Tyra Banks and all the Bowdlerizers around.
Filu: wossnames and juicy thingies
• Disclaimer:
SWORDLORD and all theyr agents (and members) disclaim hereby all warranties relating to this software, wether expressed or implied, including without limitation any implied warranties of merchability or fitness for particular purpose. SWORDLORD or their agents (or members or swords or kitties) are not responsible for any special, incidental, consequential, indirect or similar damage, or anything else or equal, due to loss of data or any other reason whitch may happen as a cause of using MILDEW, or any SWORDLORD software or product, even if SWORDLORD or one of their agents has been advised of possibility of such damages. In no event shall SWORDLORD or their agents be liable for any damages, regardless of the form of the claim. The person using MILDEW or any SWORDLORD software or product bears all risks as to the quality and performance of the software.
